Blasphemy!

I made it back in one piece from Denver, and I have many things to share.

But first, take a look at this horrid sticker I found at a whiskey convention I stumbled into.

A Colorado-based whiskey/bourbon company by the name of Deerhammer Distillery thought it was be cool to poo poo on Kentucky bourbon, I’m guessing because we make 95 percent of the world’s bourbon and it also happens to be the best bourbon.

I’m also guessing the guy who owns this company actually cares a lot about Kentucky, or else he wouldn’t be trying to replicate our state’s liquid gold.

No worries, though. I tried his spirits and he’s got a long way to go.

Next week, I’ll share my stories on weed, swinging in the hallway of a cool hotel, winning third place in a karaoke competition, free beers at Coors and scoring a Jagerbomb from a local for my birthday.