Why did it take me to adulthood to realize that Superman Ice Cream is simply vanilla with food coloring, and Egypt is in Africa?
Why are guinea pigs so cute but so few people have one?
Why don’t people use turn signals when the stick is so conveniently located?
Why do most top 40 radio stations go to commercial at the same time?
Why haven’t we invented anything to stop tornados, earthquakes, hurricanes, cancer, period cramps, and Justin Bieber?
Why do things that make you happy also make you fat?
Why do I still long to be a Spice Girl?
Why haven’t I heard from you?