Today’s Reason To Drink

thursday-thoughts

Why did it take me to adulthood to realize that Superman Ice Cream is simply vanilla with food coloring, and Egypt is in Africa?

Why are guinea pigs so cute but so few people have one?

Why don’t people use turn signals when the stick is so conveniently located?

Why do most top 40 radio stations go to commercial at the same time?

Why haven’t we invented anything to stop tornados, earthquakes, hurricanes, cancer, period cramps, and Justin Bieber?

Why do things that make you happy also make you fat?

Why do I still long to be a Spice Girl?

Why haven’t I heard from you?

 

Advertisements

4 thoughts on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. Radio stations go to commercial at the same time because ratings are measured at specific times. They don’t want you channel surfing when the measurement is taken. Also I feel violated over the ice cream.

    Like

  2. I shouldn’t be listening to top-40 radio stations anyhow, right? Thank god for WFPK and the New Albany High School channel (88.1)!

    Like

  3. I miss the day when it was still socially acceptable to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck. When I was little, I loved the bright green “hulk” ice cream pops. They turned your entire mouth green and stained your taste buds with a gross “yellow 5 blue 4” chemical combination, but something about them still remind me of simpler times!

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s