Drunk Texts of the Week

  • 6a00d8341c57f753ef0133f4910d9b970b-800wiAnybody can push a button but not everyone can ring the bell
  • I can’t hide my double chin with a beer on my head!
  • Vodka from a straw is never a good thing
  • There’s a special place in hell for those who cropdust a crowded bar.
  • Do u wanna taste my dirty hoe?
  • I had to delete a picture of my ass to get a shot of Jack Conway
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