Drunk Texts of the Week

  • kidsAfter 3 breakfasts a bitch tells the truth!
  • If I had a dollar for every beer I drank, I would probably just buy more beer
  • This wine is very tainty
  • Which one if those brothers is your mom?
  • You can’t tell me your Mordor isn’t moist!
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