Sorry, I’ve been hoarding these like a box of Thin Mints. It’s time for the purge.
- My vagina is crying the snail trail of tears
- I could do this to a watermelon, said Bill Cosby never
- I’m gonna Kathy Bate your ankles!
- I feel like if you were a man, you’d have a hard-on right now
- I’d rather have a urethra on my chin than in my mouth
- Can I come over and weigh myself after I poop?
- I need to suckle a teet
- I haven’t had a good solid poop since ’89
- What God giveth, I drinketh
- I’m gonna open a restaurant called Getup Bahn Mi
- She’s done the Mexican Cloud Swing at Turners