Today’s Reason To Drink

My forbidden fruit.
My forbidden fruit.

It’s now January, which means my diet consists of air, water and green things that come out of the ground. I can no longer have cheese, beer, burgers, Dundee Dip or ice cream — as well as everything else I used to eat.

I now have to visit this place called “a gym” and sweat alongside numerous others in my same situation. If you take my locker, I will cut you.

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