Today’s Reason To Drink

Grass is stupid.

I am willing to crack open my bottle of Old Rip Van Winkle 10 Year for anyone who wants to come over and mow my yard tonight.

Oh, and if you can fix a leaking pipe in my basement, you can have the whole bottle.

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