Today’s Reason To Drink

Pants are dumb.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

I’ve been eating too much cheese
Somebody help me, please.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

I sit here pained
Thinking about the weight I’ve gained.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

It’s squeezing me with an unyielding force
I feel as big as a Derby horse.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

I look like a summer sausage glistening in a bun
I’d give anything (but cheese) to not weigh a ton.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

I vow to eat less and move more
Because, dear food, I am not your whore.

My pants are tight
And it’s not alright.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.