Today’s Reason To Drink

According to my Fitbit, last year I walked 3,559,472 steps, which translates to 1,504 miles and 520,472 calories burned. I wonder how many calories from beer I consumed. And that’s a hell of a lot of steps. What did I do? Well, I went to Destin and Denver. I drank and bought a lot of […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Well, we survived another Derby with our organs semi-intact. I don’t know about you, but I’m excited to have a week with nothing on my agenda. I can actually cut the grass and catch up on Handmaiden’s Tale, although if someone wants to come cut my grass for me, I’ll give them some bourbon. I’m […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Anyone else in a post-Derby daze? Where did the last two weeks go? Why am I carrying around an extra 5 pounds of bourbon and beer weight? Why is Facebook making me so fucking depressed? Derby is an escape, and when it’s over and you have to crawl back into your lame, regimented life, it’s […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s not even Derby week yet and my panties are already in a wad. Is that even a saying anymore? I just mean that I’m all stressed out, and my time is slipping away from me one commitment at a time. Don’t get me wrong — it’s all fun and will be fun in the […]

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