Today’s Reason To Drink

Welcome to The Loup! And welcome to The Bar Belle blog, where I’ve been writing nonsensical daily reasons to drink for years. My columns also publish over at Insider Louisville, where I work full time as the culture editor. Why am I telling you all this stuff you already know? Because some people out there […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s time to purge all the drunk texts I’ve collected throughout the last few months. Enjoy. I think that hot sauce is coming out my cornhole! Barflies were once railbirds at Churchill Downs Vaginas in Mexico translate to night bread I don’t masterbate in the kitchen, that’s where Grandma is I’d like to be the […]

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Drunk Texts of the Week

Lordy B … it’s been a while since I’ve posted drunk texts. I’ve still been gathering them all along, though, so don’t fret! In the new year, I promise to be more diligent with my drunk text blogs. Lord knows I don’t have a shortage. (cue drum roll) The Drunk Texts of the Week are … Daniel […]

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Drunk Texts of the Week

It’s been a while, drunk texts … nice to see you again! Is that vodka or suppressed homosexuality? Brownies is not Stout I’m fired up and ready to throw punches to a rose bush! The Japanese are so ahead in electronics but so far behind in malt liquor Our relationship reminded me of Dawson’s Creek […]

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Drunk Texts of the Week

They’re here, and they’re better than the new “Poltergeist” knockoff! Here’s this week’s installment of Drunk Texts. Enjoy. I promise to do better and post them more often. • That’s not a shot, it’s a drink without ice! • I feel like I’ve been ridden hard and put away wet • How can you play well with others […]

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Drunk Texts of the Week

I’m a one train station woman The first rule in soft porn club … don’t talk about soft porn club If you liked it then you should have put a pickle in it I was going to make cookies but I masterbated instead 50 shades of gross Oh i opened a box of wine. It’s […]

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Drunk Texts of the Week

Have at ’em … Nobody puts baby in a solo cup No one has enough gorilla glue to fix this broken heart E wants to know if you screwed a stud A beer with her is emotional water boarding Bitch slaps are free and reality checks don’t bounce Don’t go down on a burning bush […]

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