Today’s Reason To Drink

ffAlong with published author, key-to-the-city holder, class clown superlative, and still alive at 40, you can add “fantasy football champion” to the list of accolades on my résumé of life.

I played in two leagues — one competed for money, the other for glory. So, of course, I won the glorious glory hole one, so my only compensation is to brag. Many have asked what my secret was to winning, and it boils down to two words: Aaron Rodgers.

I’d like to thank the academy, and my mom.


Today’s Reason To Drink

ktD1gI just can’t seem to get anywhere in this Fantasy Football bullshit. My guys keep getting injured, or sucking, or being suspended and/or fired. I should be fired as a coach of a Fantasy Football team. I’m sure the announcement will come any day now.

On a happier football note, my Bengals are 7-0 this season. Who-Dey!!