Today’s Reason To Drink

Along with published author, key-to-the-city holder, class clown superlative, and still alive at 40, you can add “fantasy football champion” to the list of accolades on my résumé of life. I played in two leagues — one competed for money, the other for glory. So, of course, I won the glorious glory hole one, so my only […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I just can’t seem to get anywhere in this Fantasy Football bullshit. My guys keep getting injured, or sucking, or being suspended and/or fired. I should be fired as a coach of a Fantasy Football team. I’m sure the announcement will come any day now. On a happier football note, my Bengals are 7-0 this […]

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