Today’s Reason To Drink

I went to a wedding over the weekend that had a real live S’mores Bar! All the ingredients necessary, and not necessary, were laid out for you to pile on at your own free will. There was a lady behind the table with a torch who’d toast the marshmallow for you, but other than that, […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

My pants are tight And it’s not alright. I’ve been eating too much cheese Somebody help me, please. My pants are tight And it’s not alright. I sit here pained Thinking about the weight I’ve gained. My pants are tight And it’s not alright. It’s squeezing me with an unyielding force I feel as big […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

So I tried the latest Dairy Queen Blizzard — the one with both Reece’s Pieces and bits of Reece’s Cups mixed together, along with some caramel for good measure. It was delicious, as you might imagine, and I enjoyed the chunkiness throughout the entire small cup. HOWEVER … Y’all’s Louisville Dairy Queens suck because they […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Louisville Cream should be illegal. Or maybe just illegal for me. There I was, scrolling through Facebook yesterday, looking at weekend pictures from people I don’t know, watching dog videos, and spying on the life of that one girl who hated me in high school — and ka-blam! — a decadent image of melty ice […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I wrote a thing about some things. Or … Hey, I wrote a column about the six best cold treats in town to help you stay cool! Read it here and let me know your thoughts. And if anyone wants to go with me to grab another scoop of Rocky Road, just holler! It’s not […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

While you all were hiding in basements during this afternoon’s storm, I was inhaling a scoop of ice cream at Ehler’s downtown. I’m not saying the heavenly bliss my mouth experienced caused the high and low pressures to collide, resulting in thunder, lightning and torrential downpours, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it did. I’m […]

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Yesterday’s Reason To Drink

It is with peace and love that I say this. Now, before I say it, I need to stress that I do love both establishments as bars. I will still hang out in said establishments because of the awesome environment, great beer and bourbon selections, and the close proximity of my home and work. OK. […]

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