Today’s Reason To Drink

Holy fish bowl, Batman! I haven’t posted in a while, have I? What if I told you I was out trying to make the world a better place, would you believe me? What if I told you I was opening my own tiki bar in Destin, Fla., would you believe me? What If I told […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Happy New Year! How will you spend your year? Bitchin’ or itchin’ for new adventures? Of course I’m now on a self-imposed diet that is no fun, but I’m trying to move a lot more and not put as much cheese in my mouth. I’ll also promise to post more, but we all know how […]

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Not to jump on the bandwagon of banning Christmas songs, but I have one I think we need to stop playing as well. The 1953 song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” is not only annoying as hell, but it calls for a domestication of the mostly herbivorous African mammal, which is nearing extinction. If […]

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Jokes

I’m testing this to see if it automatically posts to my Bar Belle Facebook page, so humor me whether or not you find humor in these jokes. Q: What did one sagging nipple say to the other? A: If we don’t get some support around here, people are going to think we’re nuts!    Q: […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I’ve never really had a reason to make a living will, because I never really owned anything worth more than $20. But now that I have a house and some bourbon, I suppose I ought to assign things to people. Is that how it works? OK, here it goes: House — my older brother and […]

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