Today’s Reason To Drink

Beware of foam parties. I once sprained my knee — or did something to it to make it grow three times its size — during a foam party in the basement of Jillian’s. I think they called it Atlas at the time. It was the middle of winter, too, so not many people were as […]

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It’s March! Which means it’s time for basketball and green beer and warmer weather and an all-day parade in the Highlands and the freedom to do Irish Car Bombs without people looking at you funny and buckets of beer while watching basketball and Dundee Dip and a planned trip to St. Louis (and the Bud […]

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Holy fish bowl, Batman! I haven’t posted in a while, have I? What if I told you I was out trying to make the world a better place, would you believe me? What if I told you I was opening my own tiki bar in Destin, Fla., would you believe me? What If I told […]

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Happy New Year! How will you spend your year? Bitchin’ or itchin’ for new adventures? Of course I’m now on a self-imposed diet that is no fun, but I’m trying to move a lot more and not put as much cheese in my mouth. I’ll also promise to post more, but we all know how […]

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Not to jump on the bandwagon of banning Christmas songs, but I have one I think we need to stop playing as well. The 1953 song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” is not only annoying as hell, but it calls for a domestication of the mostly herbivorous African mammal, which is nearing extinction. If […]

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