Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind and my Kings Island season pass from 1989 the most.Read More Today’s Reason To Drink
Thanks again to Safe Ride KY, you can get a free Lyft ride this Fourth of July. Just quickly enter the code SAFERIDEKY4TH19 into your Lyft app in the Promo section. Do it now, before the $10,000 is claimed! And don’t say I never gave you anything.Read More Free Lyft rides for the 4th!
Beware of foam parties. I once sprained my knee — or did something to it to make it grow three times its size — during a foam party in the basement of Jillian’s. I think they called it Atlas at the time. It was the middle of winter, too, so not many people were as […]Read More Today’s Reason To Drink
It’s March! Which means it’s time for basketball and green beer and warmer weather and an all-day parade in the Highlands and the freedom to do Irish Car Bombs without people looking at you funny and buckets of beer while watching basketball and Dundee Dip and a planned trip to St. Louis (and the Bud […]Read More Today’s Reason To Drink
Holy fish bowl, Batman! I haven’t posted in a while, have I? What if I told you I was out trying to make the world a better place, would you believe me? What if I told you I was opening my own tiki bar in Destin, Fla., would you believe me? What If I told […]Read More Today’s Reason To Drink
Happy New Year! How will you spend your year? Bitchin’ or itchin’ for new adventures? Of course I’m now on a self-imposed diet that is no fun, but I’m trying to move a lot more and not put as much cheese in my mouth. I’ll also promise to post more, but we all know how […]Read More Today’s Reason To Drink
Not to jump on the bandwagon of banning Christmas songs, but I have one I think we need to stop playing as well. The 1953 song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” is not only annoying as hell, but it calls for a domestication of the mostly herbivorous African mammal, which is nearing extinction. If […]Read More Today’s Reason To Drink