Jokes

I’m testing this to see if it automatically posts to my Bar Belle Facebook page, so humor me whether or not you find humor in these jokes. Q: What did one sagging nipple say to the other? A: If we don’t get some support around here, people are going to think we’re nuts!    Q: […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I’ve never really had a reason to make a living will, because I never really owned anything worth more than $20. But now that I have a house and some bourbon, I suppose I ought to assign things to people. Is that how it works? OK, here it goes: House — my older brother and […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. While I was sitting at the Back Door for Thursday happy hour, I texted two friends who I hadn’t seen in a while and suggested we catch up soon. And randomly that evening, I ran into both of them out and about. One I found holding down my usual table […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I’m constantly revising my Bucket List. Earlier I was trying to think what of was on it and drew a blank, so I better start writing this shit down. Not all of us can have memories like Millennials. Bar Belle Bucket List Don’t die before I can finally use my 401k money. Go back to […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

So dating apps. Yeah, still messing with those. Spent yesterday talking with someone who already tried to catfish me. I was wondering when she’d figure it out. I finally just said, “Hey, we’ve already met here, but you had a different photo of a different person … so.” And with that, she disappeared like someone […]

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