Today’s Reason To Drink

I took a jaunt to Chicago this weekend and got down and dirty with some pizza. The New York-style thin bullshit you can fold like a taco is gross. Let’s all just admit it. But Chicago takes its time with its pie — it’s thick and curvy, with cheese in all the right places. And […]

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Here’s my most recent column about my wonderful trip to Savannah and the buzz-kill nightmare that unfolded on Shelbyville Road after I returned. Basically, I was just trying to get cheap wine and cheese at Trader Joe’s and ended up nearly getting run over by angry St. Matthews drivers. That’s my last trip to TJ’s […]

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I’m leaving on a jet plane tomorrow for a few days to prove if I’m not home on my birthday, then I won’t actually turn an extra year old. It’s like a tree falling in the forest or something. See you next week … unless I figure out how to post here from my phone […]

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Well, I’m back from vacation and have only major degree sunburns to show for it. It was overcast several days, which made my small brain believe I didn’t need sunscreen. After 40 years trapped inside a body with fair skin, you’d think I’d know better. But alas, I had lots of rum, laughs and bottomless […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I’m headed to the sandy beaches of Florida tomorrow morning at 4 a.m., so I probably won’t be posting here until I get back next week — unless I can figure out the app for this site. I plan on consuming mass amounts of rum — so much so that I’ll meet my quota for […]

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Any hope I had of taking a far-away vacation this year was slashed by my tax man, who said I owe money this year. It doesn’t make sense why I owe this year and have never owed in the past (except for when I do lots of freelance work — which I didn’t do this year), […]

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