I’m testing this to see if it automatically posts to my Bar Belle Facebook page, so humor me whether or not you find humor in these jokes. Q: What did one sagging nipple say to the other? A: If we don’t get some support around here, people are going to think we’re nuts! Q: […]
Read More JokesI’m a little late on this, but in September, VinePair ranked all the states in terms of who drinks the most. Surprisingly, the Bourbon Capital of the World was in the second-to-lowest category, at about 1.89-2.10 gallons of ethanol consumed a year. I’m not sure how accurate this is, because everyone I know drinks. Or […]
Read More Today’s Reason To DrinkI made a pizza with cauliflower crust last night. I didn’t die. But I wouldn’t want it to be my new normal.
Read More Today’s Reason To DrinkI’m on this Keto bullshit diet and I’m hungry. I want pizza, chocolate, ice cream, beer, pasta and chips. Why can’t there be an opposite of Keto diet? Where you just eat carbs and no protein? I guess that’s what I’ve been doing for the last 10 years and why my pants are tight. Anyway, […]
Read More Today’s Reason To DrinkThe alcohol industry is a tad bit worried that the waft of weed will push out the pull of Pappy.
Read More Weed is no whiskeyI made it back in one piece from Denver, and I have many things to share. But first, take a look at this horrid sticker I found at a whiskey convention I stumbled into. A Colorado-based whiskey/bourbon company by the name of Deerhammer Distillery thought it was be cool to poo poo on Kentucky bourbon, […]
Read More Today’s Reason To DrinkOK y’all. I’m going to Denver later this week. Well, actually Golden, but we’ll be in Denver one night. And you bet your sweet ass I’m going to take a tour of the Coors Brewery! Do you have any other suggestions? Mountains to hike? Beers to chug? Rocky whiskey to sip? Brownies to eat?
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