Today’s Reason To Drink

Not to jump on the bandwagon of banning Christmas songs, but I have one I think we need to stop playing as well. The 1953 song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” is not only annoying as hell, but it calls for a domestication of the mostly herbivorous African mammal, which is nearing extinction. If […]

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I finally put up a small Christmas tree to acknowledge the holiday … or at least acknowledge to people looking at my house that I’m aware that it’s happening whether I like it or not. It’s made of bourbon barrel staves, which surprises no one, and makes me happy much more than a living, prickly […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Well, I found out why I increasingly dislike the holidays — except for St. Patrick’s Day. On Sunday, I was attempting to put out one of those laser-beam lights that project red and green dots all over your damn house, and I missed a step on my back porch and sprained both ankles. I know […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

Here’s another installment of Let’s Save Money on a Lyft So We Can Buy More Drinks! Starting tomorrow, Save Ride KY — in a partnership with the Kentucky Distillers’ Association, Lyft and the Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of KY — is offering you $20 in free rides with Lyft. All you have to do is […]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

I recently did an exposé — an in-depth coverage, not the band from the ’80s — on the uptick of marshmallow usage in the NuLu area. It required me to eat three marshmallow-heavy desserts back to back, which kept me wired all weekend, along with a stomach ache and a canker sore on my tongue. […]

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