Today’s Reason To Drink

Well, it was a successful last pub crawl, but it took me an entire day to recover. I even tried to rally with a bloody mary at one point, but my body just said no. I listened. Maybe someone will take the Gettin’ Drunky in Kentucky pub crawl and run with it, or maybe it […]

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Another holiday weekend, and another way to score a free Lyft ride home! And it couldn’t come at a better time, since I’ll be Lyfting home after my pub crawl on Saturday. Open your Lyft app and type in SAFERIDELABOR for $10 off two separate rides this Labor Day Weekend. Send your thanks to the […]

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So the 15th annual Gettin’ Drunky in Kentucky Pub Crawl will take place this Saturday, Sept. 1. I’ve been posting about it on Facebook, but I realized I forgot to mention it here. So if you’d like to join, all you have to do is show up at Outlook Inn at 7 p.m. and prepare […]

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My pants are tight And it’s not alright. I’ve been eating too much cheese Somebody help me, please. My pants are tight And it’s not alright. I sit here pained Thinking about the weight I’ve gained. My pants are tight And it’s not alright. It’s squeezing me with an unyielding force I feel as big […]

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The pub crawl shirts are in, and they’re looking pretty slick! I’m guessing you already know the details, but if not, the final Gettin’ Drunky in Kentucky Pub Crawl is Saturday, Sept. 1, at 7 p.m. at Outlook Inn. You have three chances to get a shirt — but you don’t need one to join […]

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So I tried the latest Dairy Queen Blizzard — the one with both Reece’s Pieces and bits of Reece’s Cups mixed together, along with some caramel for good measure. It was delicious, as you might imagine, and I enjoyed the chunkiness throughout the entire small cup. HOWEVER … Y’all’s Louisville Dairy Queens suck because they […]

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I took a jaunt to Chicago this weekend and got down and dirty with some pizza. The New York-style thin bullshit you can fold like a taco is gross. Let’s all just admit it. But Chicago takes its time with its pie — it’s thick and curvy, with cheese in all the right places. And […]

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